I've got a good heart
Helping people's my game
I don't see difference
We're all the same

Except that people need my help
I know just what to do
I'll throw another charity ball
But I'll need a new dress, in blue

Raising funds is so hard
So much work to do
And with so many functions
An old dress won't do

I've got lots of black friends
No really there's 3
And gay friends as well
Hope they'll go shopping with me

It's not my fautl I was born rich
It's helped me out but just a titch
I really want to help the poor
I'll do it when I get back from the store